I dunno why I just did that…..
“Spider-Man is all but invincible; but Parker, we can destroy him.”
My dad’s watching the first Spider Man movie. It took me FOREVER to look up that quote so I could type it right, so now it’s WAY past that point, and dad just flipped the channel. Sooo…..it’s a moot point anyways. I think it’s a romantic comedy now.
My bangs are long and they are TICKLING me, because I took my headband off earlier. I just watched a movie called The Bourne Supremacy and it was SOOOOO good!!!!! I can NOT WAIT till I get to watch the last one. (It’s a series)
Now dad is watching Behind Enemy Lines. Scratch that. He’s flipping through the channels now, at an impossible speed. I can’t keep up!!
But when I saw that tiny little clip of Behind Enemy Lines just now this one dude, the main character I think, was crawling along in the mud and I almost typed:
“Now dad is watching a zombie movie.”
I swear to goodness I thought he was.
My friend thinks I stole that word, the word that isn’t a word. “Anyhoo.”
I didn’t steal it, but I didn’t make it up either. I just started to use it, is all. Psh. She teases me, and I, in all my foolish seriousness, take her teasing WAY too literally.
Gah. I’m running out of things to say and the TV is distracting me.
Dad got a bowl of cereal.
I LOVE MY SPELL CHECKER.
Now that we’ve established that.
I am showing absolutely NO writing talent. I have it, trust me, I have it, but right now I’m feeling goofy. And as usual my level of modesty is at an ultimate low. I am NOT, and probably never will be, humble. But that’s okay. It’s just in my nature to have a slightly enlarged ego.
Maybe I should rule the world…..
YES! Let this be my log-of-taking-over-the-world!!! Lemme come up with a name…..
THE BIG FAT BOOK OF WORLD RULING
Nope. Doesn’t really fit.
RULING THE WORLD
RULING THE WORLD CAUSE I SHOULD
RULING THE WORLD BECAUSE I WANT TO
BOTTOMLESS FISH TANK
Interesting, but not exactly what I’m looking for. Ah ha! I got it!
TAKING OVER THE WORLD, ONE PIMPLE AT A TIME.
That’s it. That’s the name. I HAVE A NAME!!!
Now for the first entry. I shall try to organize this log so that my successors will be able to easily understand how I went about taking over the world. The steps, the plans, the plots. Enjoy this log, and wish me luck. I mean it. Wish me luck. NOW. Thank you. You’re very kind.
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