The unnatural./

This is not how I imagined telling my story. I guess it's better than sitting at an old, uncomfortable table laboring over every detail of this tale. I suppose watching peoples countenance would be fun. As Seriousness , confusion, and finally disbelief crawl past their faces. I don't expect this to become a well known tale, but I need to tell it. The unnatural really does exist, and I am definately a part of it.