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June 26, 2008
Wow! Today my dad, my brother, and I went to the Bronx to see my other brother Jewell. As a matter o'fact my other brother Jewell
(I'm still the oldest) lives in the same neighbor hood that Fat Joe grw up in. Small world right? Well any way, we drove down there from
White Plains. So when we got there it just so happened that Jewell was walking his dog, Smokey. So we had a nice little reunion since
we havn't seen each other in like, forever. Then Daddy was like, "I want to tell your mother that I spoke with you." Jewell looked at him
like he was CRAZY! So he said, "No Dad I don't think you should man." But, being my Daddy we went anyway. We went up the steps all
the way upstairs. Jewell warned Daddy again, " Seriously Dad I don't think you should." But we still went. Now, my brother Jewell has a
different mom thaan me and Kaz (other little brother). Just wanted to let you know and you'll see why. So Daddy knocked on the door.
Then here come's Jewell's beast of a mother. She litterally looks like a freakin Hippo without a snout. So here she goes, "Bitch! Get out
my house!" I'm just standing here like What the hell! We're standing outside thee fucking door, no where near inside! So Daddy started
cursing back, the only thing I heard out of it was, "Not infront of my kids man!" I backed up because that lady was soooo big, she took
up the width of the freakin hallway! I'm over here like damn lady ever heard of wight watchers! Then she slammed the door in our faces.
I was like thank god this crap is freakin over. So we walked to the elevator. Then hear comes the hungrey hungrey hippo comming out
her house with a fucking KNIFE! She starts screamming, "I will cut your ass!" I'm standing here like, dude, we just came here to say Hi to
Jewell! Not to get terrorized by king kong herself! Finally she backed off and we called the police and my brother and I will be wittnesses
in family court next week. Like I started off, Wow!



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