13th jan
Dear diary,
first things first, if this is going to work.. i'm going to have to give you a name... i think.. Gabriella.. i love that name!.. if i have a daughter, il defo name her that.
ok.. wel i suppose some background info is necessary here.
im 16 years old..
5'2and annoyingly slim.. so basicalli evrione jus calls me that "tiny one." bu i suppose i'd rather be thin than fat..speaking of which i should let you know right now thatsome of the stuff im going to write will be bitchy.. see..the thing is,im probably the least confrontational person on the face of the planet.. so therefore since i can't yell at the people who deserve it.. im going to release it all right here... i hope you don't mind.. actualli your a book!.. ha.. even if you don't like it.. what are you going to do about it?.. page me to death?..
oh sorry.. i did that thing that i do... see i have an exteremely short attention span, but i promise hand on heart, i will do my best to keep to one subject.
right.. where was i?.. oh yes..
brown hair.. down to my back
ridiculosly large blue eyes...
yes.. the image you are getting is right.. i do bear a striking resemblace to a cupie doll.
Sorry.. had to stop and do mii happy dance.. because it just occured to me!.. im finished!.. done!.. finito!.. my junior cert is over!!... forever and ever and ever...
ah, but u see im the kind of neurotic twat that even while im dancing, im on the verge of tears, wondering if at this precise moment the postman who is deleivering my exem papers to the idiot who is going to correct them, is currently being mauled to death by a Siberian tiger, (why a Siberian tiger you ask?.. because i happened to see a picture of one on the cover of a magazine that i happened to be walking past).And if by some sheer miracle, they happen to make it to the corrector person.. they might be having a bad day, then decide to fail me, and then i won't get my ten As which will mean i won't be doin all honours for my leaving cert, then il never get to trinity college, and then i wont get into harvard law school, and then il end up as a homeless lady with my 27 stray cats!!.. twenty!!... seven!!.. cats!!... ok.. breathe.. breathe... whooo... ok..
so what do people usually do with diaries?..
hmm.. i suppose i could tell you bout stuff i did today.
i.. woke up..
then i got out of bed, and went online on mi laptop.. with the intention of studying, unfortunatelymyspace got in the way..
then at 10:30am i decided to get ready for mi exam which was at two.
i was done by 1:30pm, finally deciding on a black and pink tartan miniskirt, pink blouse, and a black waistcoat and my fave dolly shoes (thay hav these little bows on them!).. anyway
got downstairs and realised that i had two choices, call my mom and ask her to come pick me up.. oor.. start walkin and arrive 20mins late for my exam.
ok.. wel.. i got to school.. sat the exam... which was disgustingly hard by the way!.. im pretty sure the deparment of education has it in for me personally.. cos this entire examhas beenlike supercalifragelistically hard!!..
anyhoo.. finished.. walked out and found mi freinds gone..
after exchanging a cookie for a phone i called megs and found out they were sitting outsidepenneys.
halfway there, met up wth mattew, megs' pervy brother..we got there and foung them lazing on the grass outside penneys
after another cookie bribe, i finally got megs and niamh to get off their arses and into penneys so i could get som sunnies.
after that.. we went into M&S to get donuts, muffins.....etc..
we are walking through the clothes section talking about... well i can't remember... then out of nowhere megs shreiks "Ooo Mii God!".. we all start panicking.. "wot megs?.. wots rong?!?!"... she runs over to a mannequin, pointing excitetdly to something beside it.. "it's a giant crayon!!".. i look at her my jaw drops.. is she for real?!.. seeing mii expression she continues gesticulating at the giant plastic crayon standing beside the child sized mannequin. "ali.. it a giant crayon!!.. how are you not getting this?!"
after knowing meg for three years, this behaviour doesn't surprise me at all, dats megs if i summed her into one word.. it'd be randomm!x!...
lets see.. she'sabout 5'4.. really thin!.. jet black hair with the front spiked, and the back reachin down to her shoulder blades. and perfect ivory skin.
today, she was dressed in a green top, skinny jeans, a multicoloured hoodie, and her rainbow dolly shoes.
While i stared at megs liked she'd lost her mind, niamh simplystarted laughing, the more megs tried to explain just how monumentally important the afore mentioned giant crayon was, the more she laughed, till eventuall she was on the ground laughing hysterically.
we were promptly asked to leave the store...
night night
ali xox



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