You Be The Anchor That Keeps My Feet On The Ground, I'll Be The Wings That Keep Your Heart In The Clouds
Lacey is the heaviest person alive and hereI am pulling her in a wagon all the way to Jakes house. Okay she actually only weighs 110 pounds, still I'm pulling her a mile in a little red rusted up wagon.
You see she was sleeping on the couch in our summer apartment. Right now we're stuck in the apartment cus we came to visit Jake and the rest of our friends now that we graduated. Since we're just out of highschool we're pretty broke, so we're stuck in tiny spaces. Anyways I was sitting around reading the Twilight series when Jake called on speaker phone.
He said, "We're all swimming over here, you guys should come on over" Thenthe gangjoined in with a whiny "Yeah, Audrina, Come on." How could I say no?
Now, Heres where the problem came in, I tried to wake Lacey up as I practically fell over rushing into my swimsuit, putting my clothes over top. I'mtrying to get ready and wake up sleeping bear, Cus basically that's how deeply she is asleep.
When I couldn't wake her up, I thought about getting her there a different way, ten I remembered the little wagon that I pull around the little girl I babysit in. And thats how I ended up pulling her in a wagon.
Just to make her feel bad when she wakes up I put her bathing suit on over her babydoll top and shortie shorts. Sigh. I love confusing her.