Ball and Chain

“Nathaniel!!!!” Grandmother shrieked up to my room.

“God! I’m getting up! Hold your horses, you old hag!” I shrieked back.

Now, I know what you’re all thinking. How could he be such a Jackass to his grandmother? Well I’ll tell you why. I am very displeased with her at the moment. She has decided something BIG for me, and I do not want it to happen. But do I really have a choice? No. I HATE when my grandmother cries. (Surprising Eh?) And sure enough if I tell my grandmother I will not do what she says, she will immediately start bawling. As I said I hate it when she cries….even when she fake cries….which she seems to be doing often.

I suppose you’re wondering what she has decided for me. Well I guess I must tell you. So, My grandmother has decide that I will be wed to somebody I don’t even know, besides the fact I met her when I was three.

Her name is Amelia Elise Aldridge. I have no idea what she looks like, nor do I have the slightest Idea what her personality is like. And despite the fact that I’m ONLY 16! I will be moving in with Amelia and he family TOMMOROW. Hello, do you not see the problem?

Well I sure do, and I swear to god. If she is one of those girls that talk like this: like omg! Did you SEE those shoes she was like wearing?! Like total fashion no! That would drive me completely INSANE. Honestly, I will literally kill myself, With a plastic spoon if she is one of those girls.