Oh how Shakespearean language rocks me so
Causing me to laugh; to cry; to feel
Why do we not, no more, talk as though?
Articulating words; a beautiful art forgotten
We've grown far too lazy and even a little spoiled
Like the juiciest fruit sitting under the sun
Is there any that understand the language?
Any that think they understand fluently!
Because Shakespeare is our biggest challenge
Such a romantic language I wish to speak
And for someone to speak to me
Long I've fantasized for some elegant chic
Has any dreamed of a man so perfect
And never had come across this language?
It's almost impossible not to affect
Thine has fallen in love, truly
With these words and their beauty