A brick fell on my toe,
The girl I like says no!
Mom is cooking on the stove
The meal that's almost my foe!
I got zilch for a maths test,
My garden is full of pests,
And I failed my driver's licence test
After everyone wished me the best!
My girlfriend's moving,
I just lost my ticket to the movie!
I'm accused of stealing my aunt's ruby
And I've lost sight of the good,
And all Chelsea does is draw or lose!
But i've only just tasted one sip of booze!
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