The Jonas Brothers MUST DIE!
For 10 fucking years we had to listen to our sister’s babble on about the god damn Jonas Brothers! Now it will be our turn to put pain and suffering upon THEM!
Subject: Julien Foster
Status: Loaded, awaiting further orders
Subject: Jared Campbell
Status: Loading weapon, awaiting further orders
Subject: Tim Mountjoy
Status: Loaded, finding sniping position, awaiting further orders
“Take the shot,” I spoke behind the radio.
I watched, as the three greatest enemies we ever had dropped to the ground, heads ripped in half by the 7.56 mm NATO rounds from the three assassins Intervention sniper rifles.
“Good job, team,” I said. “Drinks are on me. But be ready for our next target; Justin Beiber.
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