ut terror struck when they once upon a time there was a purple seal named billy bob, He loved One Direction and constantly cried over his love for Harry Styles.so one day he decided to sneak into harry styles wardrobe and put on his panties. but they did not fit because his legs were made of chocolate and they were too fat. so he decided to wait until harry came back to his room and make out with him, but his plan did not work because Harry was already dating a sea turtle, so billy bob changed his mind and snuck into the restuaruant where harry was having a romantic meal with the lovely sea turtle, and killed the turtle with one of Harry's wigs (no WAY is his hair real) and he and Harry got married. but terror struck while they were on their honeymoon in vegas, for the sea turtle had come back from the dead to brutally kiss billy bob to death. Because his love for Harry was too much, and billy bob had cheated on Harry with one of the showgirls in Vegas, he had to die...
so harry and the sea turtle, had a plan, they were going to tie him to the worlds largest pizza and burry him in melted cheese until he suffocates, TO DEATH!!!!. but the police arived in a floating hamburger and arrested the sea turtle and put Harry in a room full of screaming teenage girls to hug him to death... the sea turtle died later on by drowning in his own chocolate sauce.
so there they were, billy bob, harry styles and sea turtle, all lying next to eachother side by side by side in their graves, rip.
take a minute of silence for harry styles, billy bob and sea turtle, may they rest in peanut butter.