Officer

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Status: In Progress  |  Genre: Other  |  House: COMEDY UNITED

Submitted: May 28, 2016

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Submitted: May 28, 2016

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Officer, let me out

Officer, dont make me shout

Officer this aint your fellow

Mr. Po Po say it aint so

Im tired at staring at metal bars

just because I drive very fast cars

Officer please

you got me on my knees

I beg you mr. jailor

im no instagator

 

One count of domestic violence

i finally put my wife to a silence

Two counts of attempted murder

I really wanted to hurt her

Three counts of juvenile delinquency

get me out of this penitentary

 

oh my gosh i dont care

i got arrested for not paying a taxi fare

i stabbed a man with a golf tee

i almost killed my neighbors whole family

but theres still no reason to be locked up

i feel like a soldier in arabia

one puch from these guys you'll be stuck saying uh


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