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Status: In Progress  |  Genre: Other  |  House: COMEDY UNITED

Submitted: May 28, 2016

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Submitted: May 28, 2016



Officer, let me out

Officer, dont make me shout

Officer this aint your fellow

Mr. Po Po say it aint so

Im tired at staring at metal bars

just because I drive very fast cars

Officer please

you got me on my knees

I beg you mr. jailor

im no instagator


One count of domestic violence

i finally put my wife to a silence

Two counts of attempted murder

I really wanted to hurt her

Three counts of juvenile delinquency

get me out of this penitentary


oh my gosh i dont care

i got arrested for not paying a taxi fare

i stabbed a man with a golf tee

i almost killed my neighbors whole family

but theres still no reason to be locked up

i feel like a soldier in arabia

one puch from these guys you'll be stuck saying uh

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