Bummer Ass Day!

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  No Houses
Eeyore's revenge!

Submitted: May 31, 2016

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Submitted: May 31, 2016

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Verse:

 

It is a Monday, a day like any other day

except it's Monday, what else need I say?

You know what I'm talking bout--you think they suck, too,

at least if you're honest--the day of red, white, and the blues!

 

Pre-Chorus:

 

I won't say it--the hell I won't--they blow!

More than the other days, don't you know?

 

Verse:

 

Once I had a job, and thought they were bad then,

but now I don't, and they still suck--to Hell and back again!

Eeyore is gloating and laughing right into my ear.

"I told ya--didn't I tell ya? For you--it's my day all year!"

 

 

Repeat Pre-Chorus:

 

Chorus:

 

Woke up this morning, and it's Bummer Ass Day.

This sad-sack feeling just will never go away!

Bummer Ass Day--takes the low-rung prize.

Monday morning ball of shit, swims before my eyes!

 

Verse:

 

I tried in vain to go the jolly happy route,

but, look around, was there ever any doubt?

This day blows a little more than the other six,

because of the darkness and utter suckage it inflicts!

 

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