You Just Can't Sit At The Bar

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
Some people just hate children.

Submitted: June 08, 2016

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You Can't Sit At The Bar

By Shadowgate

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It was 6 PM at a Holiday Inn in Orlando Florida. Eight year old Timothy Tyler was in the hotel restaurant. His mother told him to finish his sandwich and that she was going to the restroom.

Timothy looked at the television screen and decided he wanted to get a closer look at a news segment.

He jumped up on a bar stool with half a sandwich in his hand.

Someone taps him on the shoulder. He turns around and sees the name tag "Joe Dice Restaurant Manager" and the manager informed him because he was under 21 he could not sit at the bar.

Timothy said "oh I'm sorry I just wanted to have a closer look at the news."

Out of nowhere someone yelled "YOU SHOULD STAY OFF THAT GODDAMN BAR STOOL!"

The assistant manager Robert Monahan shouts back "we've got this under control ma'am."

The lady became more furious and said "MY NAME IS BARBARA SANDERSON AND I'M SICK AND TIRED OF KIDS DOING WHATEVER THEY WANT!"

Robert said "well we took care of the issue and it wasn't hurting you at all."

Barbara snapped "WHAT IS YOUR NAME?"

"My name is Robert Monahan and I'm the assistant manager."

Barbara yelled "I'M SICK AND TIRED OF KIDS DOING WHATEVER THEY WANT!"

Joe said "ma'am I'm Joe Dice and I'm the restaurant manager and for the past three days I've seen you in here yelling at kids. The kids aren't your kids and they did nothing to hurt you so please let us handle situations like this."

Barbara said "well that little punk shouldn't have been sitting at the bar."

Timothy replied "at least I don't need two chairs to sit down."

Everyone in the restaurant laughed and went "ewe"

Barbara gets mad and says "I'm going to beat you to death."

Timothy's mother walks in and yells "YOU FUCKING LEAVE MY SON ALONE YOU BITCH!"

THE END

 

 


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