Dog Chow, and How!

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Expanding Fido's mind!

Submitted: June 09, 2016

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Submitted: June 09, 2016

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Verse:

 

Dude, I'm freaking out--this is some good shit!

'Hey, man, if the oven mitt doesn't fit, you must acquit!'

Ha, listen to me, barking up the nonsense tree,

walking doggie-style along 'Bullshit Avenue' ME!

 

Pre-Chorus:

 

My Kibbles and Bits pack a powerful punch.

I ate some hallucinate dog chow for lunch!

 

Verse:

 

I'm really flying as I trip the light fantastic,

About everything, I'm super-enthusiastic.

I'm thinking of hitting the roof, cause I think I can fly.

I feel indestructible, I'm 'Super-Dog Guy!

 

Repeat Pre-Chorus:

 

Chorus:

 

This is really something, this acid-laced dog chow.

I'm expanding my mind, and expanding it how!

The mysteries of the universe are suddenly so clear,
I'm standing on top of the know-everything sphere!

 

Verse:

 

Yes, I'm really digging my doggy-dish full of wonder,

the fabric of the galaxy is being torn asunder!

I'm turning this crystal ball with one of my six paws,

Heh, heh, heh, I'm no longer bound by physics laws!

 

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