Multiple Choice

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
Some options to well known phrases. I like these better.

Submitted: June 16, 2016

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Submitted: June 16, 2016

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1.  Set a goal, then _____.

A.  give up and throw a tantrum in your neighbor's back yard.

B.  give it to someone else and wish them good luck.

C.  break everything you can get your hands on.

2.  You only go around once in life, so _____.

A.  make sure you have insurance, and for God's sake keep your head down.

B.  make sure your insurance agent knows where you're hiding.

C.  go for the golf pro... er, gonzo... uh, gophers.  Forget it.

3.  Just thank your lucky _____.

A.  charms, buttered toast, and orange juice.

B.  breaks.  And then go out and thank your lucky brakes and spare tire.

C.  huge fiery balls of gas from another galaxy. 

4.  An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of _____.

A.  really really heavy stuff.

B.  flesh.  Preferably someone else's.

C.  cures for all sorts of nasty diseases.


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