donna tan cares about the right to privacy

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Some people only care about themselves.

Submitted: June 18, 2016

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Donna Tan Cares about the Right to Privacy

By Shadowgate

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Donna Tan walked into a Goodings Grocery Store. She saw the new savings card posters and displays. After spending an hour filling up her basket with groceries she walked up to a checkout counter. When the cashier asked "do you have a Goodings Grocery Store Card?"

"NO AND I DON'T INTEND TO GET ONE! IT WAS A STUPID IDEA WHEN FRED'S MARKET DID IT AND NOW YOU GUYS HAD TO FUCKING DO IT!"

Donna pulls out a small wallet from her purse and said "THIS IS WHAT I CARRY FOR A WALLET! YOU BETTER SLIDE A CARD THROUGH THAT REGISTER OR I'M LEAVING AND I'M NEVER COMING BACK. I PUT SO MUCH MONEY INTO THIS GODDAMN STORE!"

She then yelled "SOMEONE BETTER SLIDE THE CARD THROUGH SO I GET THE REGULAR PRICES."

"IT'S BULLSHIT THE WAY THEY WANT TO VIOLATE YOUR PRIVACY BY TRACKING YOU! THOSE RECORDS CAN BE SUBPOENAD!"

Donna Tan later went on to cuss out a manager.

Later that night Donna Tan went to see a movie that was rated R.

She looked over and noticed a mother with two children.

She got up out of her seat and walked over to see them.

"EXCUSE ME! SURELY YOU'RE AWARE THIS IS AN R-RATED MOVIE!"

The lady replied "yes I know that."

Donna asked "why are you bringing your kids into see this movie?"

The woman said "well they're my kids and by law I can bring them to an R-rated movie."

Donna said "well kids are noisy and they shouldn't be allowed to be in R-rated movies. This is a violation of my privacy."

The mother of two told Donna "you're the one violating our privacy by screaming at us."

The kids stared down Donna with dirty looks and Donna became furious.

"DON'T GIVE ME THOSE GODDAMN DIRTY LOOKS!"

The woman yelled back "LEAVE MY FUCKING KIDS ALONE!"

Donna stormed back to her seat realizing there was nothing she could do.

After the movie Donna went home. She turned on her television and saw a case where the parents of a nine year old girl was strip searched at her elementary school are suing. Donna pounded her fist on the table and yelled "CHILDREN DON'T HAVE MOTHERFUCKING PRIVACY!"

So ends the tale of Donna Tan. A woman who cares about HER right to privacy. She doesn't give a fuck about you.

THE END

 

 


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