Lead the Show Episode 2

Reads: 84  | Likes: 0  | Shelves: 0  | Comments: 0

More Details
Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
The insanity continues.

Submitted: June 18, 2016

A A A | A A A

Submitted: June 18, 2016

A A A

A A A


Lead the Show

Episode 2

By Shadowgate

The audience cheers out loud and the host came out.

"Hello everyone it's time for the very second episode of the gameshow that is not afraid to go here or there or anywhere. It's time for Lead the Show and I'm your host Alfred Timbers."

Alfred went on to say "our first contestant is Patricia Hanes and she's 32. Recently she got into a fight with a teacher over her 13 year old son getting suspended. Could you give us details Mrs. Hanes?"

Patricia said "my son is 13 and in eighth grade. He fought off two bullies to protect a weaker child and the teacher who got him suspended was a total bitch. When I got up to the school my son told me that this teacher who's not one of his regular teachers called him a 'thug' and I was pissed off."

Patricia starts breathing heavily in anger.

Alfred said "your son fought against bullies and this teacher sided with the bullies? What a scumbag!"

Patricia said "yeah and I told that scumbag bitch to fuck off and I spit in her face. The police had to drag me and my son from the school campus."

Alfred said "did she tell that bitch or did she TELL THAT BITCH?"

The audience clapped and stomped simultaneously and chanted "SHE TOLD THAT BITCH, SHE TOLD THAT BITCH!"

Alfred went on to say "wow a mother who stood up to a teacher who had sympathy for bullies. Will our next contestant be just as noble? Let's find out because now we're going to meet our next contestant Tanner Kenton aged 30. He says if there's one thing he's fed up with it's wild children."

Tanner came out and responded "that's right Alfred and her son didn't have to get involved in that fight."

Patricia asked "well don't you think it's noble that he did?"

Tanner answered "no because that poor teacher whom you called a bitch had to break up a fight your son chose to get into."

Patricia decides to sarcastically "oh the teachers have it so hard, whaaa!"

Tanner said "parents like you are the reason this country is going downhill. You are raising a thug."

Patricia said "DON'T YOU CALL MY SON A THUG. HE STOOD UP FOR A VICTIM OF BULLYING!"

Tanner said "YOU AND YOUR SON CAN BURN IN HELL!"

Alfred said "alright let's stop and get some comments and questions from the audience."

A woman in the audience stands up and says "I am outraged that a mother would reward her child for being suspended from school."

Patricia said "well you know there's a particular reason for me rewarding him."

The woman gave a dirty look to Pam and shook her head.

Patricia said "oh well be mad."

Tanner stands up and yells "THIS BITCH AND HER SON SHOULD BURN IN HELL FOR NOT RESPECTING AUTHORITY!"

Alfred replied "NOW YOU'RE DISRESPECTING THE AUDIENCE BY INTERRUPTING!"

The audience boos Tanner.

Tanner flips off the audience.

Alfred said "okay let's just go straight to the vote. Who would be the dominant one in this relationship? Tanner? Patricia? Or are they totally incompatible?"

The audience voted 100 percent incompatible.

Alfred said "that's it for our show I hope you'll join us next time for Lead the Show."

THE END

 


© Copyright 2017 shadowgate. All rights reserved.

Add Your Comments: