The Cheerleaders Uniforms

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Usually when you hear grownups complaining about cheerleader uniforms there's more to than meets the eye.

Submitted: June 18, 2016

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The Cheerleader Uniforms

By Shadowgate

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News reporter Jeff Martin got out of his van in front of William James High School in Dallas Texas.

"Hello my name is Jeff Martin and I am on the scene at William James High School where complaints about the cheerleader’s uniforms being too sexy have caused some controversy."

Jeff walked up to a very fat lady and said "hello ma'am I'm Jeff Martin with the Dallas KPRH Local News and I was wondering if you're aware of complaints about the cheerleader uniforms at this high school being inappropriate?"

She responded "YES I AM AND IT'S OUTRAGEOUS!"

Jeff asked "Do you have a daughter who's tried out for cheer leading?"

The answer he got was "my name is Marcia Reblon and I have a nephew who goes to this school and I give him a ride every day because his parents work two jobs. Anyhow I'm disgusted by the cheerleader’s uniforms. You know damn well that boys are looking at the cheerleaders in crude ways. Oh and what do the kids have to say about it? They say 'don't blame us the school issued us these uniforms."

Jeff replied "well the school did issue them the uniforms so complaints about the uniforms must be addressed with the school officials."

Marcia screamed "I'M DISGUSTED THAT WITH THESE INAPPROPRIATE UNIFORMS AND THESE KIDS AND THEIR SMART MOUTHES! HOW DARE THOSE YOUNG SLUTS BLAME THE SCHOOL FOR ISSUING THEM THEIR UNIFORMS?"

Jeff replied "well ma'am were they supposed to just not put them on? I don't understand how you can blame the students."

Marcia said "well I've seen boys looking at the cheerleaders in ways that are not appropriate during early morning practices."

Another lady walked up to Jeff and said "excuse me. My name is Helen Gore and I have a 15 year old son who goes to this school. As a parent I am outraged over these cheerleader uniforms."

Marcia commented "well good you should be."

A man then commented "my name is Andrew Tucker and I have a 16 year old daughter who goes to this school. Here's a news flash. We cannot blame the children for the cheerleader uniforms looking too sexy. The school issued them those uniforms and the students had to put them on. What's next? Will we complain that the gym uniforms are too sexy?"

Marcia said "Goddamn it those cheerleader uniforms were not appropriate and it's bad enough high school aged boys were ogling them but grown men were as well."

Andrew replied "newsflash boys in high school get horny. Also you can't blame the kids for putting on the uniforms that were issued to them. Furthermore in high school the kids have hormones that get them in the mood. Goddamn all these people complaining must be from some other fucking planet."

Marcia yelled "I'M FROM PLANET EARTH AND I'M SICK OF THE LACK OF MORALITY!"

Andrew replied "well they'll be getting new uniforms for the cheerleaders soon."

Jeff commented "if they're getting new uniforms for the cheerleaders then I think everyone will be happy."

Marcia yelled "DON'T INTERRUPT ME!"

Jeff replied "I'm the news reporter who does the interview."

Marcia said "I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT YOU ARE!"

Andrew said "I'll bet if a high school student was out here cussing you'd be furious."

Marcia said "I'm furious that these teens have no morals. I'll bet you don't even discipline your son Mister Tucker."

Andrew replied "At least I'm a parent. Furthermore I'll bet the only reason you're pissed off about those uniforms is because you're not getting any lately."

Helen yelled "HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO HER LIKE THAT?"

Andrew replied "kiss my ass."

Helen smacked Andrew and Andrew knocked her out cold. Students who'd been watching the whole thing from the beginning started cheering on the fight."

"This is Jeff Martin back to you in the studio news room."

Marcia whacked Jeff over his head with her purse and the camera went off.

THE END


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