The Donald J. Trump Bobblehead!

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Extremely life-like!

Submitted: June 19, 2016

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Submitted: June 19, 2016

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(Some Assembly Required)

 "The Bloat-Wagon Corporation, the same company responsible for bringing the Mitch McConnell Sleep Hammer into you home, is proud to present the Donald J. Trump Bobblehead! When said head arrives at your door, simply attach the supplied ten pound weight to his head, so that his head becomes much too heavy for his neck, just like the actual person you know and love from a non-stop plethora of appearances the actual man makes on T.V. every single minute almost, of every single day.

 

To friends, he'll appear to have his head up his ass, but simply explain that his massive ego is too much weight for his head to remain erect (coming soon, the Bloat-Wagon vacuum attachment, so as long as his head's scraping the floor, you can put him to good use!) So, treat everyone to more Trump, if they can handle it!"  


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