Watch Your Tongue Mother

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Some mothers get very upset over traffic tickets and it results in arguments.

Submitted: June 22, 2016

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Watch Your Tongue Mother

By Shadowgate

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Ethan Moore along with his wife Betty along with his mother Sally all walked into a Waffle House Restaurant.

They sat down and read their menus.

After they ordered and got their food Betty said "oh this is delicious."

Sally decided to say out of the blue "Ethan you got a ticket."

Ethan stood up and pounded the table then yelled "NO I DIDN'T GET A FUCKING TICKET MY STUPID ASS BROTHER IN LAW GOT A FUCKING TICKET. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? MY BROTHER IN LAW GOT THE FUCKING TICKET WHILE BORROWING MY GODDAMN CAR!"

Ethan stopped to breathe.

Other guests that were eating in the restaurant were all staring.

"YOU KNOW GODDAMN WELL I DIDN'T GET THAT TICKET! FUCK!"

Ethan slammed his hand on the table again.

The manager came out and asked "is there a problem here folks?"

Ethan answered "my mother needs to watch her tongue that was the problem. The reason I blew up is because in the past my mom has gotten extremely angry at me for getting a ticket. So when she said that I got the ticket when my brother in law in fact got the ticket while using my car I blew up."

Betty said "I made a mistake I'm sorry but that ticket is still linked to your car."

Ethan said "well shit get it right why don't you?"

An old man decided to stand up and say "HEY WHY DON'T YOU WATCH YOUR TONGUE? THERE ARE CHILDREN IN THIS RESTAURANT!"

Ethan got mad and threw his mother's coffee on the old man.

He was charged aggravated assault.

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