An Important Message!

Reads: 149  | Likes: 0  | Shelves: 0  | Comments: 1

More Details
Status: Finished  |  Genre: Romance  |  No Houses
Letter from the RNC!

Submitted: July 02, 2016

A A A | A A A

Submitted: July 02, 2016




An Important Message From The RNC

"Friends of liberty, we need your help. The very principle of 'small government-miraculous results' is under attack from the liberal left. They believe that government should exist to help everyone, not just the moneyed few. As hard as it is to believe, they not only believe that shit, but they believe the majority of the American people agree. Now, I ask you, what's majority mean, the votes of a bunch of common losers who can't possibly understand how this cash regi--err--government works? Phhft--now that shit cracks us up--so if you want to help us stop those liberal bastards in their tracks, and from taking over America, won't you please send $50-$10,000 (If sending this amount, please make sure it's in small, untraceable bills-ha, ha! No, seriously!) right away? Help us take America back from a true democracy, and let's restore sanity and the natural way of things, huh?"  

© Copyright 2018 Mike Stevens. All rights reserved.

Add Your Comments:




More Romance Short Stories