'That Certain Bastard'!

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  No Houses
can't win for losing!

Submitted: July 06, 2016

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Did you ever know someone who pissed you off, because
you couldn't beat them, at anything? 'Talent is as talent does!'
 
That makes no sense, but neither does their always-success.
It's just a mystery, and forever shall it remain, I guess!
 
A thorn in your side--an irritating bastard, a whopper pain in the ass!
They'll always come in first--you're relegated to finish last.
 
"That Certain Bastard--not again!" as he rips out your heart,
your screams of anguish can be heard from space, as he tears you apart.
 
'That arrogant prick!,' you yell, as he does the impossible, yet again,
there's no joy in Mudville as he single-handed, steals another win.
 
"Why, why, why?" you yell at the offending television screen.
"There must be something I can do,"--can you possibly see what I mean?


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