The Adventures of David and Connie-A Trip to the Doctor's Office

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Taking your kids to the doctor can be fun unless you're uptight.

Submitted: July 13, 2016

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The Adventures of David and Connie-The Doctor Appointment

By Shadowgate

David and Connie O'Connor were both sitting in an exam room at Doctor Robert Bolton's Pediatric Clinic.

They were there for back to school checkups. They both had their shoes and socks off and David had his shirt off.

David passed a stethoscope to Connie and held it to his heart. "Listen to my heartbeat" he said.

Connie put the stethoscope in her ears and said "I hear it."

Linda thought it was cute.

David said "doctor checkups are great however we don't like the idea you're having both of us drug tested."

Connie chimed in "I'm only nine years old."

Linda responded "nine year olds face peer pressure just as much as teenagers and if you've done something I want to know."

Connie replied "okay I confess to doing nothing."

Linda said "that's what your report card shows."

David laughed and Connie said "shut up David."

Doctor Bolton came in. David was the first to be examined. The doctor looked at his eyes, ears, nose, and throat.

The nurses were all out so the doctor checked his height and weight and blood pressure. The doctor took his temperature and then checked his reflexes.

The doctor asked if either of them were playing after school sports and both said "no."

Doctor Robert went on to listen to David's heart and lungs. After that David was sent to the lab for a blood test and a urine test.

Connie was examined second.

At the end both passed with clean bills of health and the drug tests their mother insisted on were clean.

David and Connie were total smart asses about the drug tests on the way home.

THE END

 


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