Blonde Jokes

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

Submitted: July 29, 2016

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Two blonde girls fall down a well

and one says the the other

"Man, it's dark down here, isn't it?"

The other replies

"I don't know, I can't see."

 

 

 

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all running from the cops

They run into an old warehous and hide in burlap sacks.

The cops follow them inside and see the sacks.

When they kick the one with the redhead in it, she says "meow"

and the cops move on to the one with the brunette in, she barks like a dog.

When they reach the one with the blonde in it, she screams "POTATOES"

 

 

 

Two blondes are driving down the road when the driver asks the passanger if her blinkers are working

she looks out the window and says "Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes."

 


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