Adults Jack and Jill

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Bertie Big Bollox was struggling to make it up the hill to fetch a crate of Stella and a large bottle of heavy duty vodka due to the to the size of his horrendous size of his meat and 2 veg. The fact was that the he was a really repulsive fat cunt due to his hobby of his various takeaways and copious trips to the pub, of course by taxi, the fat lazy wanker. It was going to be hard to get there.

In fact he wasn't 'quite fat' he was a he was a complete lard arse gut bucket. Cunt. His favourite meal revolved around a starter of a doner kebab, a15 piece bucket and for pudding it could be various well earned samples such as chocolate chocolate chocolate and of course healthy fruit. Cunt.

His favourite meal was for starter was a doner kebab ,

Submitted: August 03, 2016

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Submitted: August 03, 2016



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