Giant Limericks

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Just some Limericks telling a story about giants.

Submitted: August 15, 2016

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In the land of giants, there was tall,

Then there was taller than tall, that's all.

But the tallest of them

Was Shamus Mac Tim

And his brothers, "Shorty" and "Small."

 

Well the Mac Tim's had some neighbors. You know?

They were Big, Bigger, and OH-NO!

The three together

Altered the weather

'cause the sunlight had nowhere to go.

 

If Shamus tried to bath in the sea,

It would empty of water, you see;

So his way to cope

Was with rain and soap,

His scrub-brush was a mighty oak tree.

 

Shamus had a sister, Katie Mac Tim,

Who told Bigger that she fancied him.

If you marry me lad

You'll be so glad,

'cause I won't rip you, limb from limb.

 

So Bigger proposed, and how,

And her acceptance came, right now.

Nine months went by

And Katie let fly

And they named the Baby, Wow!

 

JE Falcon  ---  08-14- 2016


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