Babysitting

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Babysitting is a fun job to have if you are in the age group of 12 and up. It is not taken seriously enough.
(Do not take this information seriously, the kids will hate you)

Submitted: August 28, 2016

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Babysitting. The job where you get paid to watch TV and eat other people's food while someone's kid sleeps. Well that's not completely true. For instance if you have a day job or early evening job with slightly older kids. Anyway, that's besides the point. 

This is a business proposal. I call it, operation BABYSITTER. We take our clients seriously. Unlike other babysitters. We read the kids the saftey manual 100 times until they have it stuck in thier minds. Then, we give them a meal full of veggietables. No desert. This is because they need to stay healthy. After dinner, they go straight to bed, no matter how early it is. This way they get at least a full 12 hours of sleep. That is the routine that we use for every child we babysit! This way, they will leave happy and healthy lives. So parents, go ahead and have a fun and safe time on your date. Don't worry about your child. They are in good hands! ; )


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