Have You Any Absurdities?

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Song Lyrics  |  House: Booksie Classic
Just for a laugh; not to be taken seriously.

Submitted: September 02, 2016

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Have you any absurdities

Are you kinky in any way

It’s just, you see, I’m rather straight-laced

Just a tad bit uptight

I don’t like what’s not nice

And I’d rather you say

Right at the start

Before you steal my heart

 

Have you any absurdities

Do you like golden showers

Are you a dab hand with the whip

Do you like to strip

For strangers and hungry guys

Are you into bondage and such

You see, I don’t go for it much

Do you love to writhe in a sea of flesh

And please don’t tell me lies

Have you any absurdities

Are you kinky in any way

Or are you subtle and sweet

My daisy oh so fresh

 

Have you any absurdities

Are you kinky in any way

Are you totally straight

Or are you secretly gay

I’d rather not be one of three

Do you like to go out

And dog in the woods

Are you into scat and all that

Does an enema thrill

And do you use the little blue pill

I’d rather you say

Right at the start

Before you steal my heart


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