The Victim

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
A horrifying emegency!

Submitted: September 05, 2016

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"Doctor Hallstrom, you're needed in the, ER stat!"

After a few seconds, "Okay, I'm here, what's so important that

 

you interrupted my lunch? Betsy made something me something special,

and I'm NOT happy, my free time is mine, now what the hell?"

 

"Well, doctor, you said to get you immediately if The Victim

started displaying symptoms of cellular head delusion, and rather grim

 

news, I'm afraid, it seems to be worse than we thought.

He keeps yelling that Trump would make a fine president, he's not

 

making any sense at all, doctor, I think an emergency Brainectomy

will have to be performed. Thanks to Obamacare, the operation is free."

 

"No, I'm skipping the Brainectomy, there's not enough time,

we've got to jolt his brain, if in fact its not already too late for him to be fine."

 

 

"Paddles! Clear!"

 


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