Sharpies and Knee Pads!

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Access Hillary!

Submitted: September 05, 2016

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This is more of a rap against the media than it is to suggest she's totally innocent!

 

 

On board Hilary’s plane, over, ah, somewhere.

It really doesn't matter to us, over anywhere

 

is fine, we finally get access to the candidate.

We've been whining and crying for months, we just can't wait

 

to probe her, ah, with our 5th grade level questions,

so we can rip her apart with our innuendous suggestions.

 

I guess if you think about it, can you blame the political chick?

After all, we act like sharks, who knock her down, then continue to kick

 

her in the face with our heavy media boots. We turn an innocent comment

into a disaster, that in turn, and with several repeats, hangs around her neck

 

like a boat anchor, and then we're like, 'what?' But none of that matters,

for you have to have the capacity to feel embarrassment, the chapters

 

of our smear campaign are still a work in progress, with more innuendo to come,

because those who want to see her crash and burn will not believe parts, and cling to some!

 

So, come on class, we've got us a plane to catch, grab your Sharpies and Knee Pads,

we've got us a reputation to savage, and innocent to make look bad!

 

 


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