Sharpies and Knee Pads!

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Access Hillary!

This is more of a rap against the media than it is to suggest she's totally innocent!



On board Hilary’s plane, over, ah, somewhere.

It really doesn't matter to us, over anywhere


is fine, we finally get access to the candidate.

We've been whining and crying for months, we just can't wait


to probe her, ah, with our 5th grade level questions,

so we can rip her apart with our innuendous suggestions.


I guess if you think about it, can you blame the political chick?

After all, we act like sharks, who knock her down, then continue to kick


her in the face with our heavy media boots. We turn an innocent comment

into a disaster, that in turn, and with several repeats, hangs around her neck


like a boat anchor, and then we're like, 'what?' But none of that matters,

for you have to have the capacity to feel embarrassment, the chapters


of our smear campaign are still a work in progress, with more innuendo to come,

because those who want to see her crash and burn will not believe parts, and cling to some!


So, come on class, we've got us a plane to catch, grab your Sharpies and Knee Pads,

we've got us a reputation to savage, and innocent to make look bad!



Submitted: September 05, 2016

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Oh, they just love to shred those reputations, Mike! Excellent poem.

Mon, September 5th, 2016 7:16pm


Yes, they do--thanks, Hully!

Mon, September 5th, 2016 1:51pm

Sharief Hendricks

they will go to any lengths to tarnish a good name...shame !

Mon, July 6th, 2020 7:57am


Yeah, pathetic, isn't it? Thanks, Sharief!

Mon, July 6th, 2020 9:09am

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