The crapenning

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Romance  |  House: Booksie Classic
A little comedy folks ????

Submitted: September 10, 2016

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Submitted: September 10, 2016



As my stomach aches with no sign of stopping, I decide to walk over to the restroom, to see if I can tame this burden. I knock, no one seems to be using it at the moment. This is it. My chance. My moment for relief. As i unbuttoned my pants and prepare to unzip, a knock at the door. Who could it be? Last i checked nobody was here? Has my god given moment come to a sudden pause? "Occupied!" I shout. As a turd begins to find the light at the end of tunnel. "Hey, babe you told me to be here at 7, right?" SHIT! Usually she is late, on time for once, why? The turd begins to creep out as if it were Prairie dog surfacing. The smell begins to fill the room. "We are gonna be late, babe!" She shouts. It is too late, the turd has left my body and the brown river starts flowing, explosions of gas begin to erupt, as if there was a war going on. "Is this it?" I think to myself, "is this how my relationship ends?" I hear laughter, and my face instantly burns like an inferno. "I'll be in the room, babe. Sounds like you're gonna be there for a while." As I finish and flush, the smell of sulfur fills the air. I start the fan, spray air freshener and exit. And there she is. "Are you ready?" She asks. Unaffected , unfazed. "That didn't gross you out?" I ask. She laughs and says "Babe, that was nothing compared to period shits!" I look at her with relief. We exit the room and proceed to our date.

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