Hillbillies For Trump

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Submitted: September 17, 2016

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Submitted: September 17, 2016



"Hi, there, sum-bitches, it's your old friend in the buckskin britches,

Clem, Gummer that is, here ta tell ya absolute sum-bitches


that I'm supporting Trump for president, not because I think he's smart,

but because he'll liven up my television viewing. Now, before you start


in reaming me because you think that's a terrible reason

for supporting a potential leader, have you seen the new T. V. season?


I mean, snoozeville, although there's that new show about a guy

who marries his sister, that sounds like it'll be good, but I mean, why,


other than that one instance, it's going to be a wasteland pile.

And, because we ain't got cable way out here, and while

our choices are rather limited to three channels our rabbit ears

can pick up, Trump says some laugh-out-loud shit, that as near

as I can figger, should keep you entertained for minutes-on-end,

at least till he admits the obvious, it's all bullshit and meant to offend.


So, won't ya sum bitches join me in supporting who admittedly is a joke,

and yee-haw--stirs up the ant hill, by trying to provoke!"






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