Legends of Yesterday News

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Status: In Progress  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Yesterday News
All of the legendary legends of an awesomely awesome newspaper.

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Prologue (Duh)

Submitted: October 06, 2016

This is a book of the legends of Yesterday News. Yesterday News is a newspaper that will melt your brain with its awesomeness. I do not... Read Chapter

Easter Island/Kazakhstan War

Submitted: September 20, 2016

These are all of the published articles so far based on the Easter Island/Kazakh war. This particular legend is one of my favourites. It was created by Dalton in the very second newspaper, and continued on being mentioned in various articles throughout the time that Yesterday News has been existing. The war has greatly affected Easter Island, Kazakhstan, the world in general, but most importantly, Yesterday News. Read Chapter

"This" Flavoured "That"

Submitted: September 21, 2016

So far, this company has advertised in every issue of Yesterday News. Nobody knows this company's name, but they all hate it because of incessant advertising on Yesterday News, and how overpriced their products are. People lately have been hoping that the company will run out of ideas, but rumour has it that they have already reserved a spot in the next Yesterday News. Researchers have been searching for what company these are from, and the company that they are from are from are researching what their name should be. I don't think I'll be telling them about how the company has no name, but I love to watch them both struggle. Read Chapter

Ly Ying University

Submitted: October 08, 2016

Since Yesterday News is completely honest, we need a perfectly honest and reliable source. This source is Ly Ying University. All of the best research that Yesterday News has ever seen. This university was even ranked above Trump University, but I'm too embarrassed to say what it's ranked in. Read Chapter

Kool Gramar Skhool

Submitted: October 08, 2016

Although the spelling of the name keeps on changing, the school will always be the same. They are the spell checkers for the newspaper I am writing about, and according to the newspaper, 'Kool Grammer Scool's new spell checker is even better than Grammarly!' This was then followed by, 'Guys, am I seriously getting $100 to lie in front of a bunch of people?' and then 'Seriously, if I were to write this on a computer, my Grammarly would go absolutely crazy.' Read Chapter

Banaynidae

Submitted: October 10, 2016

These creatures were not mentioned much in Yesterday News, but prior to its printing, it was continually mentioned. Wait, prior means after, right? I think it does? Read Chapter


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