Memoirs of a Chair

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Status: In Progress  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
The story of a chair that dreamt of being a secret agent-otherwise known as an attempt to create the worst story possible.

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Submitted: September 22, 2016

The beginning of the end Read Chapter

A Code Black?

Submitted: September 22, 2016

2 days earlier…   Mistah Kurtz, he dead   Once upon a long time ago…   Today's date is 30th of... Read Chapter

Hitler all too Hitler

Submitted: September 22, 2016

Jack jumped out of the streamline silver submarine speedily into the hot fiery volcano with lots of burning lava and landed on the black ... Read Chapter

Back to base-ics

Submitted: September 25, 2016

When we got back to headquarters we went inside and went upstairs to the mission briefing room again where the chief was waiting for us a... Read Chapter

Love at first Reich

Submitted: September 25, 2016

Meanwhile in Vatican City, Hitler was up to no good. He was being crowned the next pope. “By the power invested in me I now crown you p... Read Chapter

Sad Time Montage

Submitted: September 25, 2016

The next thing I remember is waking up in the hospital with lots of tubes connected to my arms. Then the nurse walks towards me, she had ... Read Chapter

Too many montages are never enough

Submitted: September 25, 2016

Next thing you know Jack is sitting in a gutter like a piece of trash you would find in a sewer. He pulled out a photo of Claire and Ja... Read Chapter

I can see clearly now the Reign is gone

Submitted: September 25, 2016

The temperature was 32°C and Jack was walking through central park enjoying the sunshine wondering about what Hitler would do next when ... Read Chapter

Now that's a cliff-hanger

Submitted: September 26, 2016

He drove to the Yankee stadium where the World Series was being played because it was a day later. He was stealthily driving his special ... Read Chapter

Rhine here Rhine now

Submitted: September 26, 2016

But then he remembered on the way over to the World Series he saw a fortune teller and she gave him a mouse to scare the dinosaurs so he ... Read Chapter

Go to Heil

Submitted: September 27, 2016

But they were too late, Hitler was already at the game with the trigger. Jack and Claire couldn't get in because the game was all sold ... Read Chapter

The Wedding

Submitted: September 27, 2016

A day later, Jack and Claire were in a church; it was their special day. “Claire do you take Jack Danger Action to be your lawful w... Read Chapter

Bruce Willis is a Ghost

Submitted: September 27, 2016

And then I woke up. A shiver ran down my spine so I went to the bath room and flicked the light switch to turn on the light. I looke... Read Chapter

Where are they now

Submitted: September 27, 2016

Wait a minute, wait a minute, the story isn't over yet, don't you want to know what happened to everybody? The rest of Jack's team gradua... Read Chapter

After Credits Scene

Submitted: September 27, 2016

It ends Read Chapter

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