The Planet Fwomp

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A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy guide to the planet Fwomp.

Submitted: September 27, 2016

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Submitted: September 27, 2016



The planet known usually as Fwomp is an interesting planet I could say in the least. This planet is strictly used for tourism purposes nowadays, after the Obliterative Era of Defocation. Defocation, as weird as it may sound in this language, means spontaneous combustion. THe reason scientists today still use this term is because they are merely too lazy to name it to the longer name (the Obliterative Era of Spontaneous Combustion), but their crude sense of humour plays a huge role in this name. Anyway, the queer element of this planet is that since the mass Defocation, the planet is only inhabited of the clones of whoever payed enough to see what would happen with a civilization, no, a planet, comprised completely of them. How they do this is that they time travel to when the planet was first deemed habitable and prevented the creation of the previous species that dominated the planet. Now, you might assume that this changed the future of the Universe forever, and you would be correct. Some genius thought that it would be a good idea to keep some proof of the history of the previous planet, and hence the reason the planet is still named Fwomp. Clones of you are planted in various places throughout the planet Thwomp as a child, then you have free reign to travel through time to see the development of your world. If you want to escape on a self-fulfilling journey where you want beautiful scenery, and you want to know yourself more, then this planet is exactly what you need. Unless you are a violent person. In that case, avoid coming to this planet at all costs, because you never know. This may cause you to kill yourself. It would not be a suicide, but it would be a homicide. Well, technically it would be a suicide, but that thought alone is still being debated. If you are someone who doesn’t care about the environment, it makes visiting the planet less worth it, and you miss the beautiful scenery, the clean air, and the fresh water in the Leviathan Mountains. The fresh water there is fabled to be the most fresh and delicious water in the galaxy, assuming that the inhabitants treat it well. The water is said to have healing qualities, and have formed many religions, but the true reasons people say that the water is delicious and healing is because it contains two percent tetrahydrocannabinol, and high levels of dopamine and serotonin. Some other sites of this beautiful planet include the Lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmato-

Silphioparaomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptekephalliokigklop-eleiolagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon Reef named after a dish served by the fabled Aristophanes because it has a strong resemblance of taste, and the Schlerpp Valley which was made by the sound that was made as the origional discoverer of the canyon while he drank a Slushee. I would highly recommend visiting this beauty of a planet because, you know, why not.


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