A Portrait of President Trump

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
Pan-satire. Also, inverted or constructive satire.

Table of Contents

The Preface: The Pioneer of Love

Submitted: September 29, 2016

  George Washington, the first and greatest pioneer of love, was a bastard child conceived out of wedlock when his damn mother, ... Read Chapter

The Introduction: Pure Bollocks

Submitted: September 30, 2016

If memory serves me correctly, Chuck was raised in a church in Troytown, U.S.A. The Bollocks family had occupied the condemned, ramshackl... Read Chapter

Our Hero Gets a Second Chance

Submitted: October 14, 2016

When Chuck knew he was alive again, he vowed to commit irreversible suicide, but before he could overdose on organic fruit, a shining dro... Read Chapter

Life After Lord Dreamy

Submitted: October 14, 2016

President Angel used his money to build a luxurious Luv Mansion for Chuck Bollocks as well as to pay for some secret interior renovations... Read Chapter

The Gift of Luv

Submitted: October 17, 2016

  On the night before Muhammadmas[1], Amerikans learned that Lord FreeLuv had been kidnapped by the evil Osama Bin Laden. Strang... Read Chapter

Invest Your Luv

Submitted: October 17, 2016

After spending a year pumping out Chinese shit, the Bunnies needed Lord FreeLuv more than ever before, and the one person who could help ... Read Chapter

PUSSIE and the Messiah Go to Hollywood

Submitted: October 17, 2016

The Iranian Circus Good news was delivered on Christmas Eve as news outlets blared, “Lord FreeLuv lives!” and, in a softer tone, ... Read Chapter

The Missionary Position

Submitted: October 17, 2016

President Angel’s effort to smear Chuck with bullshit backfired, so he went to Plan B and promoted him to Ambassador of a Place without... Read Chapter

The CIA Does Hollywood

Submitted: October 17, 2016

After his failed television series, President Angel contracted Hollywood studio USBS to secretly produce a movie that would utterly destr... Read Chapter

Satan's Revenge

Submitted: October 17, 2016

Big Black Hole The CIA Goes to Hollywood made its debut in Amerika’s innumerable outdoor, walk-thru cinemas. But, while the nation ... Read Chapter

President of the World

Submitted: October 18, 2016

The Princes of Lightness Chuck Bollocks’ destiny was to become God’s Puppet President of the United States of the World, and as s... Read Chapter

Fucking Civilization

Submitted: October 18, 2016

  Satan's Work Unsurprisingly, thanks to the president’s idiotic decision to let thousands of biological deviants rule the... Read Chapter

The Amerikan Devilution

Submitted: October 18, 2016

  The Final Solution This is the end. I’m finished! For ten thousand years I sweated and struggled to create a civilized e... Read Chapter

The Parting Party

Submitted: October 18, 2016

To be fair, we should also remember the terribly funny and frankly un-angelic things President Angel did to the whole damned world. For e... Read Chapter