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Square peg into a round hole!

Submitted: October 01, 2016

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If I see one more time, a news network comparing Trump to Clinton, I'm going dance around the house wearing nothing but a ripped-up potato sack, and believe me, you don't want to see that. For one thing, I can't walk very well, so maybe a sack of instant potato's might be a more appropriate choice, because my dance would last about that long, and I'd be making mashed potato's when my plummeting body smashes them, and for another, I never could dance for shit. There's nothing to compare--Clinton doesn't have a penis, so comparing those babies side by side is out, and Clinton knows how to be diplomatic and negotiate, while Trump only knows how to blow his own horn, which would get a little awkward in a meeting with, say, the prime minister of Japan. To compare them is out-and-out laughable, yet the media insists on trying to drive a square peg into a round hole!  


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