Everyone's--Err--No One Is Talking About...

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We now have proof!

Submitted: October 11, 2016

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Submitted: October 11, 2016



You know, something just occurred to me about the latest proof from Donald Trump that the missing link has been found, and he is running for president. Yes, proof that neanderthals died out for good reason, they were idiots. He claims that it was just 'locker room talk', you know, just a couple of lads degrading women in their minds, only out loud, and on video. Donny, seeing as this was eleven years ago, was that in the locker room of the Almost-Sixty Good-Old Boys Indoor Bullying League? Don't you think that once you turned, oh, I don't know, say 17, you probably should have started acting a little more mature? 


I don't know about anyone else, but the thought of a 70 year old going on 14 being my president is a trifle concerning. You gave this 'locker room' talk as an excuse, and I started to think, "What does it matter if was just talk?' which you're insulting our intelligence if you expect us to believe. But let's assume you're telling the truth, which is a big-ass assumption, believe you me, is that the way an intelligent, thoughtful, careful 70 year old, possible president to act? I have to say definitely not!


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