My life in 13 pints (or finding Molly)

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Status: In Progress  |  Genre: Romance  |  House: Booksie Classic
True Love was never easier, especially if you're an insecure,emotional wreck who has found love all a bit too much...

Table of Contents

Update 1: Me!

Submitted: October 12, 2016

(everything you read from now on is fictitious and created for your humour pleasure) Read Chapter

Update 2: The Quest

Submitted: October 12, 2016

Hello! I’m back and it has been a dramatic night! Firstly, Drinks consumed: 4 Stella, 3 shots, 2 JD and Coke Fags smok... Read Chapter

Update 3: The Pub

Submitted: October 12, 2016

I’m back and ready to continue with the QUEST! This is across the Bank Holiday weekend, so don’t be alarmed. Drinks consumed:&nbs... Read Chapter

Update 4: The Shop, part 1

Submitted: October 12, 2016

Drinks consumed: 0 Fags smoked: 7 Birds Chatted up: 0 I got so excited yesterday. I was going to see Molly and figure ou... Read Chapter

Update 5: The Shop, part 2

Submitted: October 12, 2016

Drinks consumed: 0 Fags smoked: 9 Birds Chatted up: 0…well 1 sort of. A big day. A very big day in my life. I didn... Read Chapter

Update 6: The Date

Submitted: October 12, 2016

As promised, here is the good bit. Drinks consumed: 6 Fags smoked: 5 Birds Chatted up: ONE: MOLLY ‘Tonight’s the nigh... Read Chapter

Update 7: Feel Good Friday

Submitted: October 12, 2016

Drinks consumed: 0 Fags smoked: 11 Birds Chatted up: 0   After the best day of my life came Feel good Friday. ... Read Chapter

Update 8: The Let Down

Submitted: October 12, 2016

Drinks: Lot of Jack Daniels and Coke, possibly 9 Cigarettes Smoked: 16 Molly’s kissed: 0 The day started so well. It was Sa... Read Chapter

Update 9: Date 2

Submitted: October 12, 2016

Drinks: 5 . Cigarettes Smoked: 6 Molly’s kissed: See later… Oh god, my head. I woke up with that kind of booze i... Read Chapter

Update 10: The Empty Place in my Bed

Submitted: October 12, 2016

Drinks: 0 Fags Smoked: 5 Molly time (I’ve amended this for now): Some This is a quick update as I’m on my lunch break and... Read Chapter

Update 11: The Plan

Submitted: October 12, 2016

Drinks: 6 Fags: 12 Thoughts about Molly: 6,234,876 (approx) Weird times in my brain. 2 days have gone by since the night of a... Read Chapter

Update 12: My Inner Sherlock

Submitted: October 12, 2016

Drinks: 0 Fags: 11 (I am now replacing birds etc with just Molly, now that she is my slightly unusual girlfriend) Today I am ... Read Chapter

Update 13: My Bad Day

Submitted: October 12, 2016

Drinks: 8 Fags: 12 Loving thoughts about Molly: 23 Slightly angry thoughts about Molly: 17 Today’s another day I&n... Read Chapter

Update 14: Good Friday

Submitted: October 12, 2016

Drinks consumed: 5 pints, 4 JD and Cokes, 1 jagerbomb Fags: 14 Mollyness: Texts and a happy, smug feeling I ju... Read Chapter

Update 15: The Bi-Polar Express

Submitted: October 12, 2016

Drinks consumed: 7 pints, 3 Jd and coke’s Fags Smoked: 12 Mollyness: Part stalking/part dating. Definitely longest update ... Read Chapter

Update 16: The Argument

Submitted: October 12, 2016

Drinks: 0 (my liver had run off) Fags: 8 Mollyness: See below. ‘Boom’ Quick recap from last night:  ... Read Chapter

Update 17: The Silence

Submitted: October 12, 2016

Drinks: A lot Fags: A lot Mollyness: None, absolutely none Silence…absolute silence. That’s what I got... Read Chapter

Update 18: The Real Me

Submitted: October 12, 2016

Drinks: o Fags: 11 Mollyness: Close up none; At a distance, some. Day after day, night after night I had fallen apa... Read Chapter

Update 19: The Text

Submitted: October 12, 2016

Drinks: 6, plus 2 shots. Fags: 13 Molly thoughts: 710 My current mood: Brave face: Pretending to smil... Read Chapter

Update 20: The Rejection

Submitted: October 12, 2016

Drinks: 0 (surprised?) Fags: 11 Total Heartbreak: 1 The next day… I did my morning routine, got to the bus stop and fro... Read Chapter

Update 21: The Other Woman

Submitted: October 12, 2016

Drinks: 7 Fags: 9 Dates with a bird who isn’t called Molly:1 I had a date with another woman tonight: Jenny, with the ... Read Chapter

Update 22: The Way Way Back

Submitted: October 12, 2016

Drinks: 0 (amazing again!!) Fags: 13 Mollyness: erm…well…some, but not enough. I woke up with my mouth fee... Read Chapter

Update 23: Drum Roll Please

Submitted: October 12, 2016

Drinks: 4 Fags: 9 Girlfriends who you nearly lost and may have won back about 30%: 1 There is something slightly ir... Read Chapter

Update 24: When the Excrement Hits the Cooling Device

Submitted: October 12, 2016

Drinks: 6 Fags: 10 Worried thoughts: 17 I was on cloud 9, possibly cloud 10 when I awoke. My life was ret... Read Chapter

Update 25: A Perfect Day to Drop the Bomb

Submitted: October 12, 2016

Drinks: 7 Fags: 8 Number of times I’ve said ‘What the fuck?’: 19 (currently) Shit, shit shit…fuck, fuc... Read Chapter

Update 26: The Work Do

Submitted: October 12, 2016

Drinks: 11 (I think) Fags: 16 Number of times I wondered ‘Who is Ben?‘: 3million at least. The words bounced ar... Read Chapter

Update 27: The House Un-Warming

Submitted: October 12, 2016

Drinks: 13 I think. 7 bottles of Stella, 4 Jd and Cokes, 2 Shots of Jaigermeister Fags: 23 (a record!) Number of women ... Read Chapter

Update 28: Hungover

Submitted: October 12, 2016

Drinks: 0, I can’t! Fags: 8 Power of hangover from 1-10: Gale force 10! I don’t know which hurt more – m... Read Chapter

Update 29: The Impatient Date

Submitted: October 12, 2016

Drinks: 6 Fags: 11 Number of times I bit my tongue tonight: 367 Sunday is my ‘bite my tongue’ day. I can b... Read Chapter

Update 30: The Finale part 1, Trouble In Paradise

Submitted: October 12, 2016

Drinks: 5 Fags: 19 (worry fags) Numbers of times my brain let me down: 17 My brain was in an absolute spin by the t... Read Chapter

Update 30a: The Finale part 2, The Fear Factor

Submitted: October 12, 2016

The same day… ….The morning was slow & painful. I worked on several possible viewings for the afternoon but lost focus at abo... Read Chapter

Update 30b: The Finale, The Pep Talk

Submitted: October 12, 2016

.later that same day…. The thought of having a drink with SC improved my mood slightly. At least his comedy value would transport m... Read Chapter

Update 31: The End

Submitted: October 12, 2016

Drinks: 0 so far.. Fags: 16 Answers that may alter my life: see below I was a new man..or better still, the ol... Read Chapter

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