Deal breaker

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Status: In Progress  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
A woman discovers something despicable that her husband does.

Submitted: October 12, 2016

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Submitted: October 12, 2016



"I never would have married you if i'd known!" said Jannet.

"Honey, come on," said John, "It's not a big deal really."

"No! I can't beleive you right now! How could you not tell me something like this? you know how I feel about things like that!"

"Sweetie please calm down..."


"Okay!" said John defesivly, "I just don't think me putting peanut butter on my pickles is something that should cause a divorce."

"It's not just the peanut pickle though, is it?"

"How do you mean?"

"Toast being dipped in orange juice, sandwiches in milk, ice in cereal, and you put honey and molases on your pizza!" she took a deep breath and softly breathed, "I let the toast, sandwich and cereal preferences slid since I know others who do the same thing, but the pizza thing is too much. NO ONE DOES THAT."


"Now we add peanut butter and pickles! No! It's too much!"

"Sweetie, I can change. I'll change for you!"

"No. You can't. It's like giving up smoking. You can never truly stop no matter how badly you want to."

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