Your dead pervert

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Otakus Unite!
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Submitted: October 19, 2016

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Your dead pervert

By: PikalekThePikaPikachu (formerly know as magicmike78) on Booksie.com

A funny writing based off the anime: Heaven's Lost Property

Notice that I’m going to be referring to these characters using a letter:

Tomoki- T

Sohara- S

Astraea- A

Ikaros- I

 

T (thinking)- Hungry!!!! Man I haven’t eaten since yesterday. Time to go to the kitchen.

*tomoki arrives at the kitchen, and his jaw dropped to the floor*

T- The hell Astraea are you doing lying in front of the fridge!

T- Hurry up idiot.

A- Ahhhhh! Baka baka baka!!

A- Don’t look at my nipple.

T- Why the hell are you shirtless anyways?!

*the closest door gets knocked from the hinges, and Sohara’s face is tomato red*

T- It’s not what you think Sohara.

S- You're dead to me…….

T- CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP NOOOO!!!!1

*tomoki runs so fast through the front door he could beat a cheetah in a foot race*

T- I’M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!!!1

S- Come back here creep-o!

T- He-he-he-he

*after Tomoki darts around the corner of a block, Ikaros tackles and pulls tomoki to the side*

T- The hell you want too?!

I- Master they will never find you here.

I- Here I drew this for you this morning, but you left too quickly.

*the wind blows the pencil drawing out of tomoki’s hand*

S- Your time has come……

S- Actually Ikaros, would you mind dealing with this pervert for me?

* Ikaros pulls out a giant fly swatter, and begins to unleash fury on tomoki*

T- Not this again….

T- HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT I’M NOT A BUG!

I- This won’t hurt at all master.

S- You're such a pervert tomo…

 

 

THE MORAL OF THIS STORY: RESPECT WOMAN, OR THE HEAVEN'S WILL UNLEASH RATH UPON YOU...

 


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