Born Under A Bad Sign!

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Angry mom!

Submitted: October 25, 2016

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Submitted: October 25, 2016



Just a story:


I was born under a bad sign, 'next restroom 147 miles'

for my mom was the wife of a long-haul trucker.

Yeah, they cut it too close, I wonder if you care about all our trials?

My mom bought my dad's bullshit, what a complete fu...,


for he left us there, shielding our eyes from the glaring sun,

of course, I learned all this after several years, when mom told what went down.

So, I salute you, dad, you're really something, a real number one!

For you were too self-centered to man up, and stick around.


Because of your bailing, mom had to support me, so she went to work,

a back-breaking job, heaving 100 pound bags at the nearby cement plant.

Yes, if you had the gut's now to show your ugly face, you jerk,

she'd tee off on your pinata face, let me tell you, you should hear her rant


about what she'll do to you if she ever sees your sorry little ass.

It involves you, kicking, and hacking off a certain member of the trouser patrol,

Let me tell you, she would, for she's an angry, bitter lass.

If you know what's good for you, you'll steer clear, if staying alive is your goal!


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