My T.V. Schedule--Post-Election

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Reality for me!

Submitted: November 09, 2016

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Submitted: November 09, 2016



Day one after the apocalypse--"Cheers"-unable to laugh and found myself staring at the beer being consumed with envy.


Day Two, A. A.--"How To Make Brownies" on The Food Network--gained 34 pounds in 20 minutes, didn't help.


Day Three A. A.--"Jousting For Beginners" on The Medieval Network--pretended it was Trump across from me, riding a horse's ass, failed to calm my rage, and the image frankly sickened me.


Day four A. A.---"World Without Hope" on The Bleak Outlook Channel--too much like reality.


Day Five A. A.--realized that the next four years, if we make it that far, T. V. is going to suck, so I gave up and switched the bastard off!

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