My T.V. Schedule--Post-Election

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Reality for me!

Day one after the apocalypse--"Cheers"-unable to laugh and found myself staring at the beer being consumed with envy.

 

Day Two, A. A.--"How To Make Brownies" on The Food Network--gained 34 pounds in 20 minutes, didn't help.

 

Day Three A. A.--"Jousting For Beginners" on The Medieval Network--pretended it was Trump across from me, riding a horse's ass, failed to calm my rage, and the image frankly sickened me.

 

Day four A. A.---"World Without Hope" on The Bleak Outlook Channel--too much like reality.

 

Day Five A. A.--realized that the next four years, if we make it that far, T. V. is going to suck, so I gave up and switched the bastard off!


Submitted: November 09, 2016

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hullabaloo22

I'm not sure I'll make it for five days before I smash my fist through it, Mike. And that's here! I'm really feeling for you all (apart from the ones that have caused this -- may they be subjected to it twenty four hours a day).

Wed, November 9th, 2016 6:51pm

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Thanks, Hully, and let's just hope this won't be the world's new T. V. schedule!

Wed, November 9th, 2016 10:59am

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