Absurd Newspaper Article Contest

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Status: In Progress  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Yesterday News
Write a short article for a small newspaper company. The event that you write about is not a real event.

Submitted: November 20, 2016

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Submitted: November 20, 2016

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I don't think that you've heard of Yesterday News, so I'll tell you. Yesterday News is a newspaper company which only reports on fake, absurd news. But that's only what the government wants you to think. (For more information on Yesterday News, visit everythingaboutyn.eu.pn. Since that was just a hoax created for a school project, I'd consider only going there for gits and shiggles.) If you want to see some of the articles, visit our website at yestodaynewz.tk. Anyway, the branch of Yesterday News is running out of ideas, so if you have any fake newspaper articles, here is a place to show them off! I will immediately become a fan of whoever submits anything, and if you submit a full article, it will go on the website with whatever codename you want. If it is truly amazing, your article will be put in the official magazine of Yesterday News which will be distributed through paper, and also on the website. You will also get a whole chapter dedicated to you in my book, Free Boosts!

I hope I get submissions, and if I do, you are greatly appreciated and will definitely get a shoutout.

Winners:

1st place: Joel Marler with that really long comment. The amazing attention to detail, and the way that the "article" engrossed me, I should have made this be first place a long time ago.

2nd place: Christy R. with this: https://www.booksie.com/487984-romance-at-the-local-haunted-manor

Also 2nd place: Beany with this: https://www.booksie.com/488281-fake-news-report 

If I get their permission, I will feature them in my magazine. That can be you! The contest is still going, though...


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