Date police

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
This the first poem I've written for 6 years!
The 'unwritten rules' of dating have been passed on from gentleman to gentleman for decades, although some lads neglect these rules and the outcome is criminal.
Enter, the date police....
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Submitted: November 20, 2016

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The date police.

 

Sorry sir, but do you mind,

I think your language is unkind,

your table manners aren’t the best,

I’m placing you under arrest.

 

You have the right,

to remain silent,

talked about yourself all night.

She’s not impressed,

with dinner either,

Wetherspoons is fucking tight.

 

She’s pressing charges,

first degree,

it’s a romantic killing spree.

Witness testimony said,

‘the feeling’ was already dead.

 

Cinema on the first date?

that’s far too keen, you couldn’t wait.

this is no faux pas but a crime!

you’re nicked and you’ll be doing time.

 

We’ve had reports from single lasses,

congregating in the masses,

seems you’re a repeat offender,

to the opposite of gender.

 


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