Spinning Yarn Out Of Zip!

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Submitted: November 21, 2016

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Submitted: November 21, 2016



Once again, it's time for me to pull a humor rabbit out of a hat.

I can do my own magic show, I'm quite good at that.


Notice that there's nothing up my sleeve and the well is dry.

You might be asking yourself, 'Again? For the love of God, why?'


I'll tell you why, 'cause it's the one and only thing I do,

this writing shit's in my blood, I'm telling you true.


Well, that's a lie, I also f*** up, and am shot down in flames,

so you see, I've got no one else to blame


for this literary chicken scratch--you know what? Just forget it,

for this unfunny poem is bad, desperately bad, and nothing but shit!


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