One Minute Story

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
If I start off this description with a profound statement, will more people read my story? Does anyone even read the description? Anyway, I really appreciate comments, so here is a shout out to the last four people who commented on my stories: hullabaloo22, fish man, S. K. InkSlinger, and S.B.Scouler. They are all really awesome people, so you should read their stuff. And extra big shout out to Christy R. for entering into my Absurd Article Contest. So far she is winning by default, but her article is awesome, so she might still win if no one can do better. This is probably going to be a really long, not summarising, blurb. I hope to get more comments on this story! Comment if you're still reading at this point!
I may seem desperate for comments, but that might be because I am...

Submitted: November 22, 2016

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Submitted: November 22, 2016

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The population of Nearth was about 27. All 27 of the people on that planet inhabit the three different countries on that Earth-like planet. The only way it was different than Earth was that it was about four times the size of Zimbabwe. The 27 men and women were all there because of a failed mission to Mars. let's just say they weren't expecting Mars to disappear from existence right before they landed. This "near earth" planet was better, anyway. The people on this planet were slowly getting taller, due to way less gravity, but the air was breathable, the land was farmable, and the water was drinkable.

As to reproduction, well... Why do you care, anyway?

The only problem was that this planet may or may not have been stuck in one spot between two suns. No one really questioned this, because they were too busy trying to survive, which was extremely easy. Another reason they didn't question this was because they didn't know.

Well, you see, there was a particular planet called Noo8ejsd5, with letters unknown to the human race, which was busy trying to recreate Earth. Their plan was to move to that new Earth before Noo8ejsd5 imploded to become a giant space dildo, because of a "Prank Gone Wrong Gone Sexual. Almost Died, 2016" video on Noo5o§, their version of YouTube. It was the year that had caused most of the planet's extinctions. Anyway, they noticed that their planet that they were slowly growing had been taken over.

I sat back and relaxed as the chaos happened in my Mini-Universe that I had stolen because, well, technology.


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