Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy!

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It's the truth, or so I've been told!

Submitted: November 23, 2016

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Submitted: November 23, 2016



Hunkering down, sheltering in place,
what's this shit I see with my face?
Every news network, save for one, 
if handing me liberal bias, is this a rerun
from yesterday, last week, last year?
They're all telling me I've nothing to fear,
can you believe that shit? More Lefty lies, with all
the threats in the world? With civilization about to fall?
No sir, Fox tells it like it is, it's the only truth-teller.
They do my thinking for me, even though I'm a smart feller.
Those liberal bastards all got together to pull the wool over my eyes.
I'm telling you, you can't trust them, it's nothing but lies
spewing from the left, and beamed directly to my brain,
what they're saying, Fox says, is completely insane.
You know, I do believe this Kool Aid isn't bad,
it's just about the tastiest shit I've ever had!

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