Short Story and Poem Dump

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Other  |  House: Booksie Classic
This is a dump for all of my short, unedited stories and poems. I'm just putting them out because I feel like I have to post everything I write. It's unfortunate. Read them if you so choose, I guess.

Table of Contents

School, Amiright?

Submitted: March 17, 2019

A tanka about school.
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Troubling Thoughts

Submitted: December 13, 2018

I wish happiness was this easy.
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Comfortable Laziness

Submitted: February 09, 2019

Lulled by laziness. Feeling euphoric comfort. Actively idle. Glued in my place restfully. Got stuff to do... It can wait. ... Read Chapter


Submitted: December 07, 2018

My first tanka, inspired by the Commaful trend.
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What did I do to deserve this?

Submitted: December 11, 2018

Why do I deserve this? I really do not know. I have a guardian follow me everywhere I go, blocking all the punches that my life happe... Read Chapter

Feeling Bigly Oofed

Submitted: November 24, 2018

Sitting here alone. I am left on my own. I have no one around me, no other flesh or bone. This isn't the only feeling that I have eve... Read Chapter

Homage to Home

Submitted: January 05, 2019

Looking forward to the hot summer days, as I sit around with the summer haze. Chilling with my cousin as I'm out in the heat, Sitti... Read Chapter


Submitted: January 20, 2019

Emotions may hurt. But they are necessary. They make us human.
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Feeling Dead

Submitted: January 16, 2017

Hey, thanks for dropping by! You should check out my story that I`m selling for free! Or, more importantly, you should enter my Absurd Newspaper Article Contest, and see if you can win 1st place! Read Chapter

Pleasant Rain

Submitted: January 07, 2019

A throwback to my old style.
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Submitted: January 28, 2019

Endless jazz and swing. I can't help myself but sing! Loud and unyielding! With an audience, I think. My neighbours in th... Read Chapter


Submitted: October 13, 2018

Life is scary. Thanks to everyone who has helped me improve my writing!
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Your Evil Grasp

Submitted: February 10, 2019

My first ever double tetractys.
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Submitted: January 24, 2019

A pair of tankas that create an acrostic. I challenge you to try something similar to this, I'd love to see it!
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Four Times

Submitted: January 23, 2017

I have no idea what I just wrote about. I'll leave that to your imagination. In fact, I would greatly appreciate if you would comment what you think it is about. You will surely get a shout out. Speaking of shout outs, you should send in an article for Absurd Newspaper Article challenge. The current placings are being decided by my friend, but you should change it all up by sending your submission! Anyway, I hope you enjoy the story! Read Chapter

{Bad Chapter} The Writer

Submitted: January 24, 2017

I don't know if any of these stories actually count as humour... Read Chapter

Under the Boardwalk

Submitted: January 31, 2017

Sorry for the short story! I know I haven't followed my one story a day thing, but I'll make up for it during the weekend hopefully. Read Chapter

Deep Deep Hole

Submitted: February 01, 2017

Please excuse any hypocrisy. Read Chapter


Submitted: February 01, 2017

Yeah, I think I might give this whole book its own universe. I think it should be the Tuesday Universe. Read Chapter

BrosterToaster Should Read This

Submitted: February 12, 2017

BrosterToaster is my #1 fan, by the way. And this story is dedicated to her. Read Chapter

Not The Riech Choice

Submitted: February 13, 2017

BrosterToaster should also read this. She has a crush on someone named Donny (that's not his real name), and I'm trying to hook them up. He just happened to not show up for school a couple of days in a row, and he won't answer his Skype or Gmail. It's cruelty to Bruvton kind. Read Chapter


Submitted: February 14, 2017

And there's definitely no symbolism.
But it doesn't matter if I say that, because I don't think anyone reads this. Read Chapter

The Monster

Submitted: February 16, 2017

I think this book is making me have a fear of Tuesdays. Read Chapter

The Lamborghini

Submitted: February 17, 2017

Comment if you read this thingy. I don't really think many people read these "chapter summaries". Read Chapter


Submitted: February 22, 2017

I don't even know. Read Chapter

Let's Have A Talkalypse

Submitted: March 17, 2017

I'm not necessarily the best Booksian out there I've realized, because I've passed through my obsession with Booksie, and now It's just a hobby instead. Whenever someone comments on my work, I really want to comment back. But now I'm just too lazy. So here's a shout out to the people who have commented on my content lately: shika, hullabaloo22, fish man, BrosterToaster, well well well well well well well well well well well well well, ME Pesant, WintertheWhiteWolf, and most of all, Lily Shay Smith. They all have really good content, so you should check out their accounts. I owe all of them comments back, so I would greatly appreciate if you would comment to them on my behalf. Well, I don't think anyone is still reading at this point, so I'll get on with the story. Read Chapter

Well... Um, Yeah.

Submitted: March 18, 2017

EVERYONE! This is an important message. Make sure to check out these accounts: shika, Lily Shay Smith, hullabaloo22, and most importantly, WintertheWhiteWolf. Winter joined my Games! house, and if you join the Games! house, you too will be mentioned in one of my stories, and I will become your fan. The others commented on my works. Anyway, make sure to check out those accounts, and also make sure to enjoy the story! Read Chapter

How long can a title be? I mean, is there a limit? I hope not, because I'm planning on making this title very long. I wonder if you'll actually be able to read the title... Should I stop wasting my time and get to the story? Nah. I'll see how long I can m

Submitted: March 21, 2017

Shout out to Archia, WintertheWhiteWolf and BooksieGuy for joining my house! Archia and WintertheWhiteWolf both will be receiving a 100-word comment critiquing their work by yours truly, and so will the next nine people to join the house!
A link to the house: Read Chapter


Submitted: March 25, 2017

Shout out to drone0601, WintertheWhiteWolf, BooksieGuy, Swormnight, Archia, and CringeWorthyStories. You should really check out their accounts. Those were all of the people who joined my house, and the next four people to join get a 100 word review from yours truly, and will also be fanned by me, and given a shout out in my next story. Read Chapter

Let's Play Around A Bit...

Submitted: March 26, 2017

It's 2:30AM and I am in an airport on an iPad getting ready to go to Poland, so I am extremely bored and too lazy for shoutouts. Anyway, enjoy the story. Read Chapter

The Ghost

Submitted: December 01, 2016

I finally turned this into a book. It hopefully wasn't getting too annoying when the Humour section was getting super full of my stories... At least now it can all be in a book. This chapter has to be the best chapter because it will get the most views. Shout out to Beany and Christy R. for entering my Absurd Newspaper Article Competition, and they are currently tied for first place. Another shout out to hullabaloo22 and India Emerald for commenting lots on all of my works, and for being awesome people! You should read their stuff. Read Chapter


Submitted: April 05, 2017

I wrote this on an airplane just now. I don't know why. Anyway, enjoy the story! Read Chapter

That Sandwich

Submitted: April 06, 2017

I also wrote this on an airplane, and I'm home now. Sadly. So, I guess I should finally get on with the shout outs. Here are some awesome accounts that you should check out: WintertheWhiteWolf, BooksieGuy, Archia, Swormnight, CringWorthyStories, and drone0601. They all joined my Games! house, and received a bunch of shout outs, and a 100-word comment on one of their stories. The next four people to join my house will get the same thing. Read Chapter


Submitted: April 10, 2017

I'm cutting down on the shout outs, because I'm going to put all of the shout outs in the Free Boosts book. But I will mention my favourite Booksian for today: hullaballoo22. She was one of the first people to comment on my content, and I am overall inspired by what she does. Stay tuned, because each story, I will choose another Booksian! Read Chapter

Just A Dude

Submitted: April 15, 2017

My favourite Booksian for this story is Tkorg. His stories are absolutely legendary.
This story, by the way, is an over-exaggerated reality. By the way, you should really shelf this book. Make me famous. Prepare me for that something awesome... Read Chapter

The Slam Poem

Submitted: April 16, 2017

My favourite Booksian this time is ChantelleE, becaus she's a pretty dedicated fan. Read Chapter

Life Imitating Art

Submitted: April 21, 2017

"You know what I've always wanted?" Kevin asked. Martinus, of course, did not know. Kevin continued. "I've always wanted wings. I mean, I... Read Chapter

The Dude Who Is Above Average in Everything a Dude Would Want to be Above Average In

Submitted: May 01, 2017

Okay, I've been the WORST Booksian lately. I missed three days of writing, and I have so many things I've promised to do... I haven't even chosen a favourite Booksian. Well, please make me famous and shelf the book, anyway. Read Chapter

Waves of War

Submitted: May 05, 2017

You should check out the Games! house. Read Chapter

Wake Me Up

Submitted: May 11, 2017

This is based exactly off of my room. The only part of this story that isn't true is the part about the demon hands. If you liked the story, don't forget to comment and shelf it! I hope you enjoy the story, and have a great day! Read Chapter

Lucky Day

Submitted: May 13, 2017

The car exploded immediately. I was blown back by the shockwave onto another car. Dizzily, I stumbled away as the second car exploded. I ... Read Chapter

Danny Danksworth

Submitted: May 14, 2017

Does anyone have any good PS1 games to suggest? You should put them in the comments. Speaking of comments, does anyone have a suggestion of a story to write next? Anyway, I hope you enjoy the story, and feel free to shelf the book if you so choose! This is my first set and established character that I'm going to keep in this book. Don't worry, we don't share the same opinion. Read Chapter

The Ship

Submitted: May 16, 2017

It wasn't my time. Well, that was what I thought, Nobody else agreed, so I died. Everyone else was just kind of standing there, and so wa... Read Chapter

Criminal League

Submitted: April 04, 2017

I just wrote a bunch of description for this story and went to a new tab for an important link, and lost all of my progress. This is why I hate Apple products. Anyway, the story you are about to read is based off of my all time favourite YouTube series. Criminal League. It was an odd series that I made with my brother a really long time ago, and it had virtually no story line. Season Two was a little bit better, and we're planning on making Season Three just for fun. I'm going to turn it into book, and here is a preview of what the book might be like. I tried to do this a couple of years ago, but It wasn't a very good writer at that time. Anyway, here's the very first episode of Criminal League: Anyway, enjoy the story! Read Chapter

The Room

Submitted: June 19, 2017

Well, It's been a while, but I'm back. I've experienced my own personal hell, and if you want to hear about that, comment bellow that you do, and I'll write about it. It's pretty embarrassing, though. Anyway, this is today's story. Enjoy it, because I'm going back to Canada for two months, and I will have very limited wifi. I will have two jobs, one of which at a store which on some days I might work full time with four customers (in a part time minimum wage job, no extra pay for overtime), so I might write some stories on paper. No, it's not because I'm a desperate, low-paid writer. It's because I'm a teenager looking for a summer job because I almost have nothing better o do. Anyway, enjoy the story! Oh, yeah, and don't forget to smash that Shelfit button, and share this if you enjoy it. Read Chapter

The Robbery

Submitted: August 19, 2017

I'm currently behind a library mooching off wifi so that my brother can do his things. And I'm on a phone, which I dislike writing on. Sometimes when I get bored, I plan out random scenarios. This was one of them that I planned while working at the store. Read Chapter

Uncle Tony

Submitted: June 10, 2017

This isn't based off of a true story, just saying. Post in the comments which story in this book is your favourite if you've read more than one! Read Chapter

I'm Actually Not on Acid

Submitted: September 17, 2017

I did not do drugs when I wrote this. It was just a long day at school. If you enjoyed the story, don't forget to like, shelf, or share it!
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They All Died (Part One)

Submitted: September 21, 2017

I guess I joined I guess this was my first story. I guess there will be more. I guess you should like, shelf, comment, and share.
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They All Died (Part Two)

Submitted: September 21, 2017

I guess this is the second part. I guess you should like, shelf, comment, and share.
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A Very Cheesy Story

Submitted: September 22, 2017

I also wrote this on By the way, if you're curious about which of my stories I think you should read, I think you should read The Ascent. It's my entry into one of the competitions.
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The End of Life In General

Submitted: September 23, 2017

Only my true fans will understand. In other words, you won't be able to know if you don't ask. Or surprise and flatter me with your knowledge.
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Blaze of Glory

Submitted: September 25, 2017

Remember that if you know you will die, it's best to die a hero.
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Nobody Reads my Trash

Submitted: September 26, 2017

I like chicken nuggets. The title is true, but the story isn't.
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Fighting for a Cause

Submitted: September 15, 2017

It started with a bad law and ended with a surprise.
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Ultimate Tag

Submitted: December 04, 2017

It's longer than a minute. And not funny. It's still pretty good, though.
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Submitted: April 09, 2018

A blast from the past. I tried writing with my old style. This book made it onto popular content! Next step: Signing autographs! Just kidding. I know I'll be stuck living under a bridge, but at
least I'll be doing what I love.
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Not Good Behaviour

Submitted: January 22, 2018

I tried to make this story as unique as possible. It might be a bit weird. If you enjoy it, be sure to like, shelf, or comment! If you really like it, do me a favour and share it! If you have any
questions about this story or want a sequel, or just have suggestions or criticism, feel free to tell me! Ps: this version was not edited.
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Not a Big Deal

Submitted: June 23, 2018

If you hate this story, insult me. If you do like it, then say something flattering. Shout out to T. E. Jackson, Joe Stuart, Spyguy, and Dr. Acula for commenting on my stories! They also all have
amazing content.
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My First Kiss

Submitted: September 18, 2018

I looked her right in the eye. "Will you be my prom date?" Her face flushed completely red. "Oh my days, yes!" The joy in her ... Read Chapter

The Social Experiment

Submitted: December 03, 2016

Yo yo yo, it's Edgar Allen Poe. It's really not, though. It's just me. Shout out to Hullabaloo22 and India Emerald for commenting on my last posts, and also Christy R. and Beany for entering my Absurd Newspaper Article Contest. It is a tie between the two of them currently, but you can swoop in for the win! I've been jokingly bragging to my friends that I'm going to be rich and famous, so I put it on my bucket list to publish a book. That book will be a compilation of my short stories and will include exclusive content and actually good editing. It may distract me from Booksie for a while. I don't think anyone will buy the book, but it's worth a shot! Read Chapter

The Search

Submitted: December 04, 2016

I finished the very first chapter of my one minute story compilation that is going to be on Amazon, and so far my story was improved. A lot. I am taking my one-minute stories, and improving them. I'm not expecting any sales of the book, but it was on my bucket list and I had no idea I could cross it off this early. Shout out to hullabaloo22 for commenting on my last stories, and shout out to Christy R. and Beany for entering my Absurd Newspaper Article Contest. Warning: The following story may contain opinion and exaggeration. Read Chapter


Submitted: December 17, 2016

This is, like, my third time that I accidentally had to restart this story. My grammar is going to suck, and I am currently in the Hong Kong airport waiting for my flight to Vietnam. I am going to be in Cambodia and Vietnam for three weeks with hardly any wifi. Due to my terrible time management skills, I've been "too busy" to read any other people's work, so sorry if I didn't read your works after you've read mine. Okay, here is my third attempt at writing this story, and it won't even improve since the last version. Read Chapter

Fruitless Fame

Submitted: January 11, 2017

This is a story I entered in a contest, and as you will discover it did not win. I did not like the style or storyline of this lame story, but you should read it anyway. Read Chapter

Billy Blaize

Submitted: January 13, 2017

Well, I'm back to creating stories, and I've made a decision to post daily yet again. I think this will be a Friday the 13 special. By the way, my Absurd Newspaper Articles competition is still going on, and as for the current results of placings, my friend is on that. I'm also selling a story. Here is a link: If you want to buy it for 100% off, type in this code: NPJ85S318D. Enjoy the story! Read Chapter

A Controversial Tanka

Submitted: December 14, 2018

Tankas are like haikus, but longer. The lines are 5 syllables, then seven, then five, then seven, then seven. This technically counts as a tanka, but should not.
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I'm Better Than You

Submitted: October 17, 2018

"I'm better than you!" you scream, you spew. I know you're wrong, at least I think I do. You punch, you kick, and I deflect, Is thi... Read Chapter

Secret Life of Walt Fitty

Submitted: January 14, 2017

Today I was stringing jellyfish made out of bottles and bags for six hours. And I also fell into the deep, dark hole of eBay auctions. Anyway, this is a story that is longer than one minute but based off of a real person. If you are confused, when I say french shower, think of what "shower" means in French. Read Chapter

If You're Out There

Submitted: January 11, 2019

A tanka. 5-7-5-7-7.
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Money Makes Itself

Submitted: January 15, 2017

This is a relatively absurd article. But I'm sure that you can do better. My Absurd Newspaper Article Contest is still going on! You should check it out, and maybe put in some entries! As many as you want, as long as you want. Enjoy! Read Chapter

The Letter

Submitted: January 19, 2017

Hello. I am back. If you are one of the rare people who has read everything up to here, that's awesome, but sorry if I say that too much. Anyway, you should check out my Absurd Newspaper Article challenge. My friend Broster Toaster has been mostly away from Booksie, so you should probably spam her and get her to come back, because as you can see in the last chapter, the only reason she came back on Booksie was to tell me to stop spamming. I haven't been spamming, though. I've just been writing every day. But now, I say, "Let the spamming begin!" Read Chapter


Submitted: January 18, 2017

Don't forget to comment on any one of my stories, and I hope you enter my Absurd Newspaper Articles contest! Read Chapter


Submitted: January 20, 2017

It was a utopia. I perfect, comfortable, messed up little utopia. As all utopias go, it was nice and sheltered. You could be as much of a... Read Chapter


Submitted: January 21, 2017

I decided to make the whole story only quotes, and I challenge you to do the very same for one of your stories. Speaking of challenges, you should check out my Absurd Newspaper Challenge, maybe see if you can win. Also, please help me spam BrosterToaster. Read Chapter


Submitted: January 21, 2017

Well, I decided to write two stories today. Read Chapter

Fly, Little Bird

Submitted: April 16, 2019

Fly, little bird. Fly far away. You think you won’t leave, But I know you can’t stay. Fly to your nest in those trees. ... Read Chapter

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