We Smell A Lot Of Slimy Fish Guts (to the melody of "We Wish You A Merry Christmas")

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Merry Christmas Booksie Folks!!! Don't let the bear in!

Submitted: December 23, 2016

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We smell a lot of slimy fish guts,

We smell a lot of slimy fish guts,

We smell a lot of slimy fish guts on a mangy ol' bear.

A warning we give with the holidays near,

A warning of slimy fish guts on a mangy ol' bear.

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He'll eat all your chocolate pudding,

He'll eat all your chocolate pudding,

He'll eat all your chocolate pudding and it will exit his rear.

Makes fun of Bing Crosby and Santa's reindeer,

Makes fun of Bing Crosby and drinks all of your beer.

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He won't go until he's had fun,

He won't go until he's had fun,

He won't go until he's had fun so roll a keg right in here.

He'll sit on your presents while he's scratching his ear,

He'll sit on your presents and all your holiday cheer.

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We smell a lot of slimy fish guts,

We smell a lot of slimy fish guts,

We smell a lot of slimy fish guts on a mangy ol' bear.


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